rip-thorsagod:

we all have dicks we regret sucking

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)

  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

paintchipsforpyromancers:

captaingrumpycub:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

Fake it to fucking make it.

Never underestimate this strategy. It’ll get you through a lot of shit in life.

I back this method.

flavors-of-sam:

*watching a show*

I like the chubby guy


yomommasostupidshe:

hectograph:

Straight guys be like …

WHAT IS THIS?!?!?

(Source: ihaveaprestigiousblog)

A Gay PSA
  • You can be a feminine guy and attracted to other feminine guys
  • You can be a feminine guy and attracted to masculine guys
  • You can be a feminine guy and attracted to both
  • You can be a masculine guy and attracted to other masculine guys
  • You be a masculine guy and attracted to feminine guys
  • You can be masculine guy and attracted to both
  • You can be somewhere in between and attracted to any other variations
  • You're all still equally gay and don't let the internalized homophobia tell you who's better or worse, "str8 acting" or "faggots"

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight