we all have dicks we regret sucking
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
- Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
- After jerking off : men are gross
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
Fake it to fucking make it.
Never underestimate this strategy. It’ll get you through a lot of shit in life.
I back this method.
*watching a show*
I like the chubby guy
Straight guys be like …
WHAT IS THIS?!?!?
- You can be a feminine guy and attracted to other feminine guys
- You can be a feminine guy and attracted to masculine guys
- You can be a feminine guy and attracted to both
- You can be a masculine guy and attracted to other masculine guys
- You be a masculine guy and attracted to feminine guys
- You can be masculine guy and attracted to both
- You can be somewhere in between and attracted to any other variations
- You're all still equally gay and don't let the internalized homophobia tell you who's better or worse, "str8 acting" or "faggots"
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
- gay kid: hey i like your shoes
- straight boy: haha thanks but im straight